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The Top 9 Winter (Christmas) Horror Movies… Plus One Spring Offering!


Written by: Josh Black

I was sitting outside the other day watching the city get buried by an onslaught of snow and ice, and started to recall some of the winter horror movies I’d seen over the years. This was a fun list to come up with, and that’s all I’m aiming for here: fun. I left out a lot of better-known and, yes, more well-regarded fare, in favor of just highlighting my personal favorites. These aren’t listed in any particular order, either, except for the last one. Okay, enough preamble. Let’s get to it.

1) Dead End

An overlooked little gem with a creepy Twilight Zone vibe and some genuinely funny moments. Set on Christmas Eve, it’s about a family driving to visit relatives, on a road that they really should not have taken.

2) Jack Frost

Snowman sex, that’s all I’m gonna say. Just watch the damned thing, and for the love of all things holy do not mix it up with that Michael Keaton monstrosity of the same name. This is by no means family-friendly (unless you’ve got a really fucked up family). Utterly ridiculous in the best way.

3) Siblings

Speaking of fucked up families, check this one out. It’s not a horror movie so much as a delightfully twisted black comedy. Dead step-parents, step-siblings trying to figure out what to do with the bodies.

4) Gremlins

An actual legitimately family-friendly one, but what can I say? Who doesn’t like Gremlins? A favorite of mine since childhood, brought to us by the inimitable Joe Dante. One of the movies that helped warp my mind into what it is today.

5) Dead Snow

Until watching this, I never realized snowmobiles were such versatile machines. Nazi zombies, need I say more? This one’s just a lot of fun, with some hilarious and creative death scenes throughout. I like that one of the main characters is a hardcore horror fan, too.

6) Wind Chill

An understated supernatural tale that takes place mainly within the confines of a broken down car and the area surrounding it. Chilling in more ways than one. Only two actors but they carry it well. The cinematography is gorgeous, too.

7) Inside (A l’intérieur)

You’ll need a strong stomach for this one. Not a slasher movie per se, but by the end of the movie, there’s not much but red on the palette. If you don’t know the gist, I won’t spoil it. Go watch it, then thank me or yell at me. Just don’t watch it if you’re pregnant.

8) Decoys

A fun little Canadian b-movie that’s sort of an amalgamation of Species and a teen comedy. Doesn’t take itself seriously at all, and there’s a sort of earnest humor and dopey charm about it that just brings a smile to my face every time I watch it.

9) Frozen

Yeah, there was a lot of debate on the horror scene when this one dropped. Horror or not? I say who gives a shit… If you’re afraid of heights (or being stranded, or freezing to death, or wolves for that matter), this one’s a real kick in the gut.

10) Piranha 3D

Blood, boobs and beach parties. I caught this one in the theater (in glorious 3D, no less) and enjoyed the hell out of it. I mean come on, the filmmakers knew exactly what they were doing. It’s a big, bouncy, limb-rending good time. Also: severed penis. Sure to warm your cold heart and soul after taking in all the other movies here.

Editor’s note – A few more genuinely awesome winter/Christmas flicks to look out for: The Shining, The Children, Cold Prey, Cold Prey II (The Cold Prey films are among the finest slashers ever created), 30 Days of Night, The Thing, The Thing from Another World, Black Christmas, Silent Night, Deadly Night, A Christmas Tale, Silent Night, Rare Exports, Sint, Santa’s Slay and Hypothermia.

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Author of Say No to Drugs, writer for Blumhouse, Dread Central, Horror Novel Reviews and Addicted to Horror Movies.

4 Comments on The Top 9 Winter (Christmas) Horror Movies… Plus One Spring Offering!

  1. ooh nice choices..a couple I havent seen, so I will have to add them to my viewing list. Good to see Dead End as #1..really really enjoyed that movie!!!! And Dead Snow was funny as hell in parts.


  2. I’ve seen a number of these and agree they’re better than they’ve been given credit for. Santa’s Slay is one of my faves. Silly and gory = delightful! Great choices. Happy Holidays!


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